Anonymous
asked:
Now that Falcon is finally getting the spotlight by being in Mighty Avengers, a cartoon and in a movie, can we finally get rid of his "pimp" origin once and for all? Say it was the Red Skull using the Cosmic Cube to mess with Cap, say it was a false memory put by SHIELD, say the Falcon was an undercover cop, give him a new origin that ignores the pimp thing entirely, say it was a skrull, ANYTHING. I guarantee that this is one of the few retcons that nobody will complain about.

Seriously, when was the last time that any of this came up?

You’re making the “One More Day” guy look sensible here.

That was a stupid story, but one that hasn’t been referenced in decades.