Arrgh. You are quite the dichotomy, Tom. I find your answers on here so annoying,but then read your swan song as FF editor and I can see you're still a fan at heart- and your personal story about your father was touching. In any case, the whole thing about the Blob maybe just being fat, that's pretty impossible. Any normal human that morbidly obese would likely be bed ridden and unable to move at all. If he ain't using special mutant abilities he's on a couch, full time...
As impossible as men flying through the air or shooting beams from their eyes…