Hello, my name is Steve Gallagher and I am President of the Official Nick Lowe Fanclub (yes, we're a thing) and I would like to request you scale back on the jovial ribbing at the expense of Nick Lowe. It's all fun and games, but it paints a negative image of Nick Lowe in the minds of many of your readers. As a firm supporter of Nick Lowe, I do not think it does the man justice. I know no malice is intended, but please, next time you think of poking fun at Nick Lowe, think again. Kind regards x

Anonymous
I assume that you must be legitimate, there’s no way that Nick Lowe knows how to spell “President”.