TOP 10 REASONS WHY I HATE MARVEL

TOP 10 REASONS WHY I HATE MARVEL

1. Squirrel Girl and frikkin’ Hawkeye get more exposure than my favorite character! How dare you?

2. Actually, you’ve killed my favorite character off! Stop making me angry, Marvel! You wouldn’t like me, when I’m angry!

3. Your comics don’t cost 15 cents anymore!

4. Because you don’t allow Mike Deodato Jr. to draw every single one of your comics!

5. M.O.D.O.K.

6. Why is Star Wars still not 616 canon? HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY DARTH VADER VS DOCTOR DOOM FIGHT?!

7. Oh, so now you want me to believe, that Adam-X can’t stop the Incursion all on his own? Well, excuuuuuseee me, but I believe to know my Marvel comics a little bit better than you do!

8. STOP HATING ON THE X-MEN, GOSH!!!

9. She-Hulk’s muscles turn me on big time. That’s weird.

10. Just admit already, that Hulk would beat Odin in a fist fight! He is the strongest one after all!

God damnit Marvel, get your **** together once and for all, or I’ll punch a puppy in the face!
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